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Clean jokes

Post by 2dr » Sat Jul 31, 2021 1:26 pm

I realise that clean jokes are a conversation killer, but I will give it a go.

I was collecting golf balls the other day. I didn’t have room in my pockets so I dumped them down the front of my jocks. Walking back to the car, a lady was giving me a weird look. I said to her “Golf balls”. She replied “Oh I know how you must feel: I used to get tennis elbow. “

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Re: Clean jokes

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:28 pm

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Re: Clean jokes

Post by 2dr » Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:30 am

I was collecting golf balls the other day. I didn’t have room in my pockets so I stuffed them down the front of my trousers.

As I was walking back towards my car, a lady walking the other way gave me a very strange look. I realised she was looking at the bulge in the front of my trousers so I gestured and said “don’t worry: golf balls.”

She replied “oh I know how you must feel: I used to get tennis elbow.”

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