I realise that clean jokes are a conversation killer, but I will give it a go.
I was collecting golf balls the other day. I didn’t have room in my pockets so I dumped them down the front of my jocks. Walking back to the car, a lady was giving me a weird look. I said to her “Golf balls”. She replied “Oh I know how you must feel: I used to get tennis elbow. “
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I was collecting golf balls the other day. I didn’t have room in my pockets so I stuffed them down the front of my trousers.
As I was walking back towards my car, a lady walking the other way gave me a very strange look. I realised she was looking at the bulge in the front of my trousers so I gestured and said “don’t worry: golf balls.”
She replied “oh I know how you must feel: I used to get tennis elbow.”
As I was walking back towards my car, a lady walking the other way gave me a very strange look. I realised she was looking at the bulge in the front of my trousers so I gestured and said “don’t worry: golf balls.”
She replied “oh I know how you must feel: I used to get tennis elbow.”