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Oh god, now he's tweeting about WWE.

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Post by Bandit » Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:48 pm

Jesse is also only 68, so he's a baby compared to Biden and Trump.

I'd love to see him on the debate stage, but the 9/11 stuff means he'd never be elected. Plus after 2016 Russia hysteria, Ventura literally has paychecks signed by Vladimir Putin. Although people probably don't care about Russia anymore.

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This would be that part of the movie where the folk hero arrives and saves America from itself, right?

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He decided not to run


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A youtube suggested video recommended me this, which I had no memory of



Trump has the exact same enthusiasm for a comedy presidential endorsement of Eminem that he has for his own speeches.

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I can't believe he hasn't tweeted about this yet. I was expecting to wake up to him tweeting about her face or saying "the only thing that's obese about me is my penis." His phone must be broken.

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They are probably holding him back from launching some nukes at her.

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They had to pick the one woman who'd break his arm if he tries to get handsy with her.

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Twitter is hiding that tweet for encouraging violence.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sat May 30, 2020 1:20 am

He might want to start shooting then.
I am listening to the police scanner and the dispatcher is reporting person after person carrying guns and just reported that a certain store was being looted.

One of the police officers (I assume) answered back that every store in that location was being looted.

The dispatcher also said "they're taking the cameras out at this location".

It's chaos.

EDIT: The dispatcher is talking about "flame throwers" now.

EDIT 2: Someone working in one of the stores is locked in the bathroom while the looters trash the premisis. A guy with a sledgehammer has been busy breaking every store window in sight. Is Rainbow a grocery store? Because it sounds like the shelves are being emptied of everything. The police are putting together "Strike Teams" and it sounds like the response is getting taken up a notch.

EDIT 3: Footlocker and TJ Maxx locations are getting gutted. Police on the ground are reporting that violence is starting to escalate, with rocks and bottles getting thrown. The Police had to abandon the Footlocker location at the moment because they are badly outnumbered.

EDIT 4: Sounds like you won't be shopping at the T-Mobile location anytime soon. Lots of merchandise getting carried out of the back. Next up is Cub Foods and some liquor stores. Those looters must be stocking up for the weekend. The rock-throwers are about to rachet up the action on both sides, it seems.

EDIT 5: Okay, someone just smashed a trooper's car window with a sledgehammer on the east side of Target. Streets are getting shut down to prevent routine traffic and to prevent the looting from continuing to move westward. There is a human chain forming on one street with more rock-throwing. Smoke cannisters and "triple chaser" (?) have just been approved to be utilized.

EDIT 6: A guy is now using a knife to slash tires while someone else breaks windows on cars. The police are now "deploying gas". A minute or so ago a police officer frantically reported that "they're stealing riot gear" and now says that "20 _____ batons have been stolen from the back of his squad car".

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