US Politics Thread

[Bandit]

I don't even know where to begin on this. Yeesh.

[Bandit]

Trump looks extra fat.

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[Bandit]

"How many of you people at home are rollin' around in bed tonight?"

Does Biden mean Rudy Giuliani style?

[Bandit]

Wow Biden condemns Po Boys.

[Bandit]

R.I.P. birds.

[Bandit]

What is it with famous New York attorneys masturbating on camera this week?

He was TUCKING IN HIS SHIRT OMG MAN JUST BELIEVE HIM

Rudy is such a terrible name I just assume everyone who calls themselves Rudy is a compulsive masturbator.

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Don't forget that Rudy is a main excuse to root for an overrated college football team:

[Bandit]

Election over. You can't top this endorsement.

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Election over. You can't top this endorsement.

Ahhhh!

But seriously, at least the rich and famous aren't fucking around with their endorsements. I'd rather them say upfront that they don't want to pay more taxes.

[Bandit]

It's the new Elvis/Nixon picture.

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Radical centralists

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I hate to see orange on orange violence.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I'd like to see Hogan slam the 1050 pound Trump. A greater feat than slamming the 1000 pound Andre The Giant.

[Ocelot]

But would Trump go THROUGH THE EARTH AND CRACK THE TETONIC PLATES, BROTHER?

[Bandit]

But would Trump go THROUGH THE EARTH AND CRACK THE TETONIC PLATES, BROTHER?

His ass certainly looked bigger than Andre's at the last debate.

[OrangeRibbon]

Is it bad that for half a moment I seriously thought this was real?

[Bandit]