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Post by Bandit » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:01 pm

South Korea says their intelligence reports show this isn't true.

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Post by Bandit » Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:47 pm

More people are saying he's brain dead. He didn't show up to his scheduled appearance at a North Korean military parade yesterday. But North Koreans aren't being told anything.


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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Apr 26, 2020 2:02 am

How long until NK officials start their Weekend At Kim Jong Un's style routine?

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Post by melancholy » Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:40 am

So what happens if he does die? Who’s in line to become the next leader?

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:55 pm

It looks like Un has been eating all of her food, and she's pissed.

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Not dead, but fatter than ever.

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Post by Ocelot » Sun May 03, 2020 2:00 am

Women of any species are deadlier than the males.

I'm both a little afraid and a little fascinated by what she would do with North Korea.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun May 03, 2020 2:05 am

Even his head has gotten fatter.

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Bandit wrote:
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Not dead, but fatter than ever.
His fade is looking good

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Fri May 29, 2020 8:54 pm

A reporter was arrested for being black (or brown). He's lucky they didn't kill him.




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Fight The Power by looting a Star Wars Lego set from Target during a riot.

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Post by ian » Sat May 30, 2020 12:55 am

at least he's wearing a surgical mask for safety!
Where are these guns I keep hearing about? looting and rioting are all well and good... But I haven't seen many guns in use?
do you keep them aside for schools exclusively? Like breaking out the good china or expensive wine for a special occasion?
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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Post by Bandit » Sat May 30, 2020 3:22 am

Yes, they're only for high schools and Wal Marts.

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Post by pixel » Sat May 30, 2020 3:43 am

Bandit wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 12:16 am
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Fight The Power by looting a Star Wars Lego set from Target during a riot.
:rofl2: There's a very large population of nerdy board game and LEGO collectors in the South Minneapolis area. Some of my friends used to live in that area, it's a pretty average urban neighborhood when it's not overtaken by rioters.
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at least he's wearing a surgical mask for safety!
Where are these guns I keep hearing about? looting and rioting are all well and good... But I haven't seen many guns in use?
do you keep them aside for schools exclusively? Like breaking out the good china or expensive wine for a special occasion?
:rofl: Minneapolis is very liberal

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