The General News/Current Affairs Thread
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Soooo…I guess I am admittedly pretty ignorant as to what OnlyFans is, having never used the platform myself. But I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking that OnlyFans was a site where people created porn on a personal level. So if it wasn’t actually for porn…what is it for?
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It can be a site like Patreon where people put up articles or podcasts for subscribers, but most of it was porn. But they really don't have a choice but to ban it if credit card companies are threatening to block payments.melancholy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 8:02 am Soooo…I guess I am admittedly pretty ignorant as to what OnlyFans is, having never used the platform myself. But I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking that OnlyFans was a site where people created porn on a personal level. So if it wasn’t actually for porn…what is it for?
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The porn is staying.
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I won’t laugh, I know the feeling of desperation when meeting up with your girl only to find the box of condoms empty. It drives a dude to make bad decisions.
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Holy fuck. Could it be that somebody else had been using them?melancholy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm I know the feeling of desperation when meeting up with your girl only to find the box of condoms empty.
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Fortunately in the COVID era we have latex disposable gloves in a pinch.melancholy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm I won’t laugh, I know the feeling of desperation when meeting up with your girl only to find the box of condoms empty. It drives a dude to make bad decisions.
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So while that special someone cannot visit, at least we can safely masturbate without worrying about STD’s.Bandit wrote: ↑Fri Aug 27, 2021 2:39 amFortunately in the COVID era we have latex disposable gloves in a pinch.melancholy wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm I won’t laugh, I know the feeling of desperation when meeting up with your girl only to find the box of condoms empty. It drives a dude to make bad decisions.
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What the fuck?
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He is apparently a technophile and figured he would use the Universal Service Bus cord to service his own hard drive. Apparently the two units were incompatible leading to a system crash.
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The children are converting themselves into cyborgs for sexual gratification!
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Man Ejaculates From Anus, Urinates Feces for Two Years Before Seeking Help
The man, aged 33, turned up for medical care after experiencing pain in one of his testicles for the previous five days. He also said he had been passing a "substantial" amount of urine and sperm from his rectum over the previous two years.
He also said he'd been experiencing a problem known as pneumaturia, in which people pass gas in their urine, and fecaluria, in which people pass bowel matter through their urine.
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A 33-year-old male with a history of illicit drug use presented with five days of testicular pain and a substantial amount of sperm passage from his rectum with ejaculation for the past two years.
Computed tomography and voiding cystourethrogram (VCUG) of the pelvis revealed evidence of a rectal-prostate fistula. He was treated with piperacillin-tazobactam, and a surgical fistula repair was performed.
Further investigation divulged a three-week comatose state due to cocaine and phencyclidine intoxication two years prior with documentation suggesting a traumatic Foley catheter placement and strong suspicion for premature balloon dilation in the prostatic urethra. Repeat VCUG revealed resolution of the fistula with mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume.
Computed tomography and voiding cystourethrogram (VCUG) of the pelvis revealed evidence of a rectal-prostate fistula. He was treated with piperacillin-tazobactam, and a surgical fistula repair was performed.
Further investigation divulged a three-week comatose state due to cocaine and phencyclidine intoxication two years prior with documentation suggesting a traumatic Foley catheter placement and strong suspicion for premature balloon dilation in the prostatic urethra. Repeat VCUG revealed resolution of the fistula with mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume.
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Urinating feces:
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Just a small sacrifice for the cocaine/angel dust lifestyle
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I'm definitely proud of my home state
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