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South Korea says their intelligence reports show this isn't true.

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More people are saying he's brain dead. He didn't show up to his scheduled appearance at a North Korean military parade yesterday. But North Koreans aren't being told anything.
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How long until NK officials start their Weekend At Kim Jong Un's style routine?
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So what happens if he does die? Who’s in line to become the next leader?
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It looks like Un has been eating all of her food, and she's pissed.
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Not dead, but fatter than ever.
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Women of any species are deadlier than the males.
I'm both a little afraid and a little fascinated by what she would do with North Korea.
I'm both a little afraid and a little fascinated by what she would do with North Korea.
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Even his head has gotten fatter.
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A reporter was arrested for being black (or brown). He's lucky they didn't kill him.
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Fight The Power by looting a Star Wars Lego set from Target during a riot.
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at least he's wearing a surgical mask for safety!
Where are these guns I keep hearing about? looting and rioting are all well and good... But I haven't seen many guns in use?
do you keep them aside for schools exclusively? Like breaking out the good china or expensive wine for a special occasion?
Where are these guns I keep hearing about? looting and rioting are all well and good... But I haven't seen many guns in use?
do you keep them aside for schools exclusively? Like breaking out the good china or expensive wine for a special occasion?
Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!
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Yes, they're only for high schools and Wal Marts.
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ian wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 12:55 amat least he's wearing a surgical mask for safety!
Where are these guns I keep hearing about? looting and rioting are all well and good... But I haven't seen many guns in use?
do you keep them aside for schools exclusively? Like breaking out the good china or expensive wine for a special occasion?
