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Post by pixel » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:24 am

Someone actually being indicted in the Epstein case would be the craziest thing to happen in 2020

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"The Plaintiff once ejaculated on his PC monitor"

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Post by Bandit » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:09 pm

Damn, that guy must drop some huge loads if some caused an electrical fire. :olol:

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Post by melancholy » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:10 am

Honestly, it sounds like this guy is just trying to stop women from existing. “Oh no, I see a fully clothed girl doing something completely non-erotic, which is forcing me to touch my penis.” :rolleyes:

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Post by Skynet » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:26 pm

But is he constipated?

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:35 pm

Nope, but the eel is now.

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Post by Skynet » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:37 pm

So he won, really. He's not constipated AND he didn't die.

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"Sir, you've been here 5 times today. Please leave."

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:olol:

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#NotTheOnion

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:42 pm

He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off on to the floor” in 2014
Imagine your dick just dropping off.

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Post by Skynet » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:52 pm

I'd rather not

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Post by Ocelot » Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:25 am

If I could get a bigger one I wouldn't complain.

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Post by melancholy » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:06 am

Ocelot wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:25 am
If I could get a bigger one I wouldn't complain.
The moment when you go to quote someone in the out-of-context thread, only to realize that, no, it was totally in-context.

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