The Classic Wrestling Thread

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

David Flair was a natural.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

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He would have killed people doing Sabu dives at his size.

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YUUUU GOOOOIN DOOOOHNN! *does the sloppiest moonsault through a table that mankind has ever seen*

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[Ocelot]

In fairness, that Reno Riggins match was at least a half-billion stars, I'm sure.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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WWF Friday Night Videos to promote Mania 3.

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I'm trying to imagine Ultimate Warrior vs Larry Zbyszko. Sting vs Bam Bam would have been great, though.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Warrior gets blown up running around the ring while Larry stalls on the outside. Larry wins.

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There is not enough alcohol in all the world to make me watch Sid/Flair or Warrior/Zbyszko.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

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Nitro had

-Alex Wright vs Sabu
-Flair & Arn promo
-Sting vs V.K. Wallstreet
-Scott Norton vs Randy Savage
-Hulk Hogan vs Lex Luger (A 5 minute match Hogan calls "the match of my life" in his post match promo.)

Raw had

-Razor Ramon vs British Bulldog
-1-2-3 Kid promo
-Smokin' Guns vs Rad Radford & Brooklyn Brawler
-Goldust video
-Isaac Yankem DDS vs Scott Taylor (the future Scotty 2 Hotty)
-In Your House 3 preview
-Shawn Michaels vs Sid

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HE BEATS THE BIG GUY WITH THREE SUPERKICKS!

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