All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Ocelot]

Your FACE is wonky, sir!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

My tits aren't wonky though.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Most think it will be Mercedes.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Some on Twitter think it could be Ziggler.

[Bandit]

That will be a dud. He's good but what's he going to do in AEW? He's still going to be in the same spot basically as he was in WWE, or tagging with his brother (who is good but a jobber.)

[Ocelot]

The real story is that lipclit Khan is doing ANOTHER FUCKING BIG ANNOUNCEMENT in lieu of doing anything about the garbage fire his promotion is slowly turning into.

[Ocelot]

I'm predicting the new signing is Ronda Rousey

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The current Full Gear surprise favourite is Ospreay.

Ziggler's non-compete doesn't finish for another month, so it's not him.

Ronda could be on the show but it won't be a surprise now.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

I'm gonna guess Ronda just to be different.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

This PPV sounds like it was a real BANGER as the kids say!

The megapush for Lady Undertaker has begun!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

So I watched some of the PPV but not all of it because I didn't wanna.

Shida doing the honors for Toni was the right call although I kinda wish it had been a clean finish, but it was creative at least.
Eight person ladder match was pretty dang ok.
Julia winning was the right move. The pop she got at the end was amazing. Skye Blue worked her tookus off and was the glue holding that match together. Two major stars in the making. Great match too. Made me smile. Statlander needs to bring back the Alien as the generic grrrrrl thing is played.
Liked Moxley/OC a lot. That was damn good. Not one second would I change.
Almost stopped watching cuz I don't give a shit about Hangman Page but instead I watched it and OMG THE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUD. HEY GUYZ YOU KNOW RASSLIN IS FAKE YOU DONT HAVE TO REALLY FUCKING STAPLE EACH OTHER....ah who cares. THE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUD flowed and I loved it. Five hundred jillion zillion stars.