WWE Thread (Spoilers)

[Bandit]

This match was the shits

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Anus vs Commander Disease

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

Meltzer is going to release a podcast about it after Rampage ends so I guess he's going to confirm it.

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[Big Boss Man]

Adrenaline, in my soul /
VEER vs Cody Rhodes /
Every week on Monday Night
Til Cody goes back to All Elite

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[Bandit]

Vince has a new favorite word

[Ocelot]

I thought you guys might find this interesting.

Through my friend who blew his money on Toni Storm's onlyfans, I've been able to have a small conversation with her, basically feeding him what to say and getting his response. What she had to say about the state of the WWE is interesting.
She confirmed that the writers have all the power right now in the locker room, with the producers coming in second. The wrestlers are basically not allowed to have a say in anything - their music, their matches, etc. They are not allowed to have any say on 'creative' because the writers view that as 'their' department and cut the knees out of anyone that threatens their power or influence with Vince. There have been times when producers and writers that have no business being in the back have dressed down talent in front of other wrestlers. This has lead to a real negative feeling in the locker room. A lot of the boys are there just to make their money, do what they're told, and move on. There's very little in the way of passion or camaraderie in the locker room there as a result.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

It's basically just a TV show that's based on wrestling.

[Bandit]

HHH officially announced his retirement on ESPN. He says he nearly died from the heart attack.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

They've been showing ads for Wrestlemania during the AFL, and it's mostly just Cole saying stupendous over and over again.

[Ocelot]

So the superstar ratings for WM22 the game are interesting. Becky Lynch is Ninety Four. She ties with Brock. The only one higher than her is Roman Reigns. That means she can beat every other male on the roster.

Amazing.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Update if folks are interested:
Toni told me a little bit about the development center. One thing that really stuck out to me is how bad the training is - they are training the kids to be able to work on the fly, and then as soon as it's time to actually go out there they're told basically to forget everything and plan everything out move for move. If they screw up they're supposed to tell the ref, who tells the agent, who feeds them instructions. There is *NO* improv any longer in the WWE. Vince has put the smackdown on that.

[Bandit]

Still no Cody

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[Bandit]

If they let Scott give a speech make sure you watch it live because they'll probably edit stuff out.

[Dr. Zoidberg]