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I get Peacock for free through my ISP so I'll be saving 10 bucks I guess.

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WWE needs a ad campaign for this "Check Out Our Cock."

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Post by Bandit » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:22 pm

Vince's brother Rod McMahon died. He had no interest in wrestling (he worked in the steel industry) but he was going to do a cameo during the angle where Vince died in the limo explosion. IIRC he was at the Raw taping that they found out Chris and Nancy and Daniel Benoit were dead and called the show off.

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The McMahon mother has outlived 1 of the sons.




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Post by Ocelot » Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:15 pm

I wasn't sure whether to put this in the TV or wrestling thread but Edge has been a big part of Vikings in these last two seasons, particularly in Season 6, and he's freakin' awesome as one of the antagonists. No idea he had these acting chops.

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I'm glad Randy Orton is feeling better from having his face burned off.

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Post by Ocelot » Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:25 pm

You know it really says something when I can't even be bothered to torrent the show I've watched religiously for twenty plus years via the internet but I read the results. Men's rumble actually looked decent but fuck that women's rumble and fuck the bitch that won it and fuck the WWE for shitting on someone that could actually draw some god damn money.

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Post by Bandit » Mon Feb 01, 2021 10:37 pm

It shows you how little WWE cares about the women's division. Belair was just on Main Event and got over with a vocal minority of Twitter smarks. Daniel Bryan was crazy over with live crowds and wasn't even allowed in the Royal Rumble in 2015 when the crowd shit on Batista winning because they wanted to see Daniel Bryan. It means Vince doesn't give a shit because he micro manages everything he does think is a factor.

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Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:00 am

The women's rumble was OK and Bianca winning was good. She's alright.

The main thing I noticed in that match was that Toni Storm has a huge ass.

The men's match was also OK.

The main thing I noticed in that match was that Kane has a huge gut.

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Post by Bandit » Tue Feb 02, 2021 12:26 am

HHH just makes all of those girls do booty gainz exercises at the Performance Center all day while he monitors closely.

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Hers seems to have gotten way bigger since I last saw her wrestle, which wasn't that long ago. HHH must be getting her to do powerlifting.

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I'd like to stick my wee wee in that Kiwi, if you smell what The Rock is cookin'.

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Post by Hawq » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:16 am

is it just me or did bits of the rumble seem barely planned properly? I mean it was an OK show but the Roman Reigns v Kevin Owens match seemed clunky when the second official came out started counting as Roman was cuffed then just stopped as if a voice in his earpiece said "not yet" other than that the match was entertaining enough though I'd have had Kevin pin Roman down with the forklift, maybe he doesnt know how so they didnt try it
Both rumbles were decent enough I guess
McIntyre v Goldberg was one I was expecting a lot more from, it wasnt a bad match just a bit short compared to expectations, figured they'd be going at it for ages but I guess they had to leave time for the rumbles

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Lars Sullivan has been released.

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Post by Ocelot » Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:31 pm

God fucking help me I'm going to watch the two rumble matches. The men's rumble intrigues me. The women's one is going to piss me off and I hope I don't throw my laptop through the fucking window at the ending. Not doing full recaps - just gonna put thoughts as I write it here. Enjoy or not, IDGAF.

WOMEN'S RUMBLE
Bailey as a short-haired heel is hot and I buy her in this role - so believable and credible.
I like Shotzi's ode to Tank Girl
Toni Storm is a Draw.
Victoria lookin all kinds of Milfy. Shame she's wrestling a little clunky.
Ruby Riott took her superworker pills today.
Rhea Ripley screams mega money draw. Like Cena-level draw.
Peyton Royce is impressing me.
Rhea Ripley. Mega-draw. Mega-athlete. That elimination of Dana Brooke was impressive.
Mickie James is here to absorb people into her huge vagina.
I don't like this new Alexa Bliss gimmick. She deserves better. What shit.
Nia Jax looks like a Klingon.
Shayna Bazler is blown the fuck up.
Someday Natalya will be something other than the women's division's resident carpenter.
Finish didn't piss me off as much as I expected but the wrong person still won. Belair is not ready for a main event run.

MEN'S RUMBLE

Why the fuck is Samoa Joe on commentary????
Piped in cheers and boos is really obnoxiously annoying here.
A fucking armbar in a Royal Rumble? Yeah this is really bad so far.
And now they're meta-ing actual real complaints about the WWE into storylines?
Why are Edge and Orton allowed to keep fighting outside the ring????
Big E giving me major single superstar vibes. Dude could be a solo draw.
You know, outside of the Orton shit, Edge has been impressive.
Da fuq is this Carlito working like a superworker while he was in there???
K I popped for Kane.
This rumble was ok but that early shit sucked ass.
Edge was a machine, will give him that. Good performance.

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