All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

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Re: All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

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Bruh.

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He's a cum guzzling apple eater. He would love for Carlito to spit in his face.


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Re: All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

Post by Ocelot » Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:54 pm

That fucking opener was the best match I've seen on free TV since Flair/Steamboat at clash 6.

Main event wasn't bad either.

I love AEW so much.

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Kenny/Bryan was awesome. Looking forward to the sequel.

Funny seeing Cody getting booed so much.

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The last Danielson vs Omega match (also featuring some Seth Rollins guy)


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Kenny Omega drew Bryan Danielson in 30:00 of a non-title match. It was actually 96 seconds before they touched as this was the dream match Hogan-Rock Toronto reaction (not quite at that level but it’s the best memorable comparison in the U.S.). Omega cartwheeled out of a monkey flip. They traded hard chops and Danielson also threw hard kicks to the chest. Danielson, who looked in great shape, has the white skin that shows the chops and his chest was brutalized every on turning a bright red by the middle of the match.

Danielson did a tope and threw Omega’s shoulder into the post. Excalibur explained the LeBell lock in seconds better than anyone in WWE did in a decade, partially because he’s allowed to. Neil Melansen, a grappling expert who coached Danielson when he lived in Las Vegas and trained at Xtreme Couture, taught him the move. Melansen was taught it by Gene LeBell, who was taught it by Lou Thesz. Omega went for You Can’t Escape but Danielson got his knees up which was the first real trademark spot either guy tried and they were already 11:00 in. Danielson did a dropkick into the corner and a top rope Frankensteiner. Omega did a snap rana and followed for the first time in 2021 doing the Terminator dive. Danielson brought back cattle mutilation. Danielson also came off the top rope with a flying knee to Omega on the ramp. Omega did a snap dragon on the ramp and then a windsprint V trigger. Omega slammed Danielson on the table. Omega did a buckle bomb and Danielson hit the buckle and actually flew out of the ring over the top. Omega did a missile dropkick to the back, a spin kick to the back and a V trigger. Omega went to the top but Danielson blocked his move and used a backwards superplex, with Danielson landing on his shoulder and selling his arm for several minutes.

A lot of people thought he was legitimately hurt the way he was selling, remembering his selling in a famous match with Randy Orton when he really was hurt badly. But in fact he was selling and remarked the day after the match that he felt great, especially considering being 40 and not having wrestled since April. Danielson did a Nagata style bridging back suplex. Omega did a dragon superplex but Danielson didn’t take it on his head and neck but flipped over and landed on his face which may have looked more spectacular but even if it didn’t, it was a lot safer. Omega went for the One Winged Angel but Danielson reversed into a poison rana. Omega missed a V trigger into the corner. Danielson did a head kick and went for the Busaiku knee, but Omega power bombed him. Omega hit a V trigger but missed the Phoenix splash. Danielson was bleeding from near the left eye at this point. Danielson followed with hard kicks followed by a ton of curb stomps and got the LeBell lock, but Omega made the ropes. They traded head-butts and were still battling with both on their feet when the time limit ended. The fans started to boo the draw, and they knew that, so had them keep going and Danielson was working for the LeBell lock when the Young Bucks and Adam Cole attacked him and gave Danielson a triple superkick. Christian Cage, Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy made the save. *****
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A 5 star TV match. Boy oh boy wowee.

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Brie gonna be gettin' some 5 star lovin' tonight to celebrate.

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Instead of Pastamania you'll have Bryan & Phil's Vegan Sushi Bar.

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Nice promo by Arn.

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"I've got the tightest tits in the game."

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Re: All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

Post by Bandit » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:29 pm

I could only make it through 2 minutes of Rhodes To The Top. It was so phony.

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