All Elite Wrestling Thread (It's Wednesday...you know what that means.)

[Bandit]

My man Tony is Sandman level drunk on this. And Brandi's food is disgusting but no one ever says anything because they want to hump her.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Those steaks looked alright. Nothing fancy.

She is hot though.

[Ocelot]

Her fappening pics are hot....

....wow I feel like a bad person

[Bandit]

Those steaks looked alright. Nothing fancy.

She is hot though.

It is how nasty that pan looks. I am a cast iron enthusiast (cast iron cooking is one of my weird hobbies) and a cast iron pan should never be rusted like that. Eating that steak could be bad for you.

They should invite me on the show because I am an AEW mark and I could teach Brandi about proper cast iron usage.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I didn't notice the pan first time watching. It is pretty grotty.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Tony has tiny nipples.

[Bandit]

He's no Cardi B, that's for sure.

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Here is your entire #AEWDark card (in order)
Top Flight vs. Evil Uno & Stu Grayson of Dark Order
Ricky Starks vs. VSK
Lee Johnson vs. Matt Sydal
Hikaru Shida vs. Leyla Hirsch
Jersey Muscle & Danny Limelight vs. Jurassic Express
The Hybrid 2 vs. SCU
Katalina Perez vs. Anna Jay
Peter Avalon vs. Brandon Cutler
Best Friends vs. Anthony Bowens & Max Caster
Brian Cage vs. Fuego Del Sol
10 of Dark Order vs. Sean Maluta
Ivelisse & Diamanté vs. KiLynn King & Savannah Evans
Aaron Solow vs. Sonny Kiss
Nick Comoroto vs. Will Hobbs
Darby Allin vs. Alex Chamerlain

[Bandit]

Finally! His team with Fenix and Pentagon was awesome before COVID kept him from traveling back to the US. I hope they reunite and destroy everyone.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Hey I watched Full Gear since I had Sunday night free and was tired from an overly-long hike and felt the need to watch some quality rasslin! My ratings and quick thoughts on the matches if folks are interested. Not gonna write on any after-match or angle shit in between matches unless it really sticks out to me.

Omega/Page - That was a goddamn motherfucking professional wrestling match right there. A couple of small flubs but both are such professionals that they kept going and made chicken shit from chicken salad. ****
Orange Cassady/John Silver - Hey, decent. This John Silver guy screams main eventer. ***
Darby Allin/Cody Rhodes - Darby had a little bit of *IT* before but now he has a whole bunch of that there *IT* factor. Darby wins a motherfucking professional wrestling match that told a hellacious story and felt *REAL* and I want a 90 minute rematch. Best thing I've seen in forever. ****1/2 and thus, a new main eventer is born.
Shida/Rose - Kinda botchy but I *felt* the finish with the monster heel having to be beaten literally to death to keep her down. Nyla needs to go off TV for a bit now. ***
FTR/Young Bucks - FTR brought the psychology, Young Bucks brought the flash, and they both told the story. ****1/2
ELITE DELETION - This is more CINEMATIC WRESTLING. No rating but I guess it was ok?
Chris Jericho/MJF - Decent match, sneaky finish that didn't really talk to me. Should have been clean. **
Moxley/Kingston - One HELL of a realistic fight! ****

[Bandit]

It was one of the best PPVs of the past decade. Kenny and Hangman was fantastic.

[Dr. Zoidberg]