Cyberpunk 2077 thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Calavera]

That video looks extremely annoying just from the thumbnail!

[Bandit]

Well that's a little much

[pixel]

Well that's a little much

Yeah, that's probably a tish overboard on the analogy.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Hotfix 1.06 is available on PC and consoles! Here is the full list of changes:

Quests

- Dum Dum will no longer go missing from Totentanz entrance during Second Conflict.

Console-specific

- Improved memory management and stability, resulting in fewer crashes.

PC-specific

- Removed the 8 MB save file size limit. Note: this won’t fix save files corrupted before the update.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

CD PROJEKT promised a lot for Cyberpunk 2077 but barely managed to deliver a competently functioning experience and no, I'm not just talking about the PS4 and Xbox One versions.

[ian]

Well that's a little much

Yeah, that's probably a tish overboard on the analogy.

It’s a stupid analogy. All of computer and video gaming is more like a suicide cult.
People who aren’t in the cult don’t understand it.
Some people don’t know they’re in a cult, some people do know they’re in a cult but don’t care.

Scalpers selling consoles and games at 10 times the price are just people NOT in the cult taking advantage of the stupidity of people in the cult.

Developers and publishers adding patches and updates and day one DLC was laying the groundwork for all of us to drink the poison koolaid.

The cult has members so devout that they will defend EA and defend Bethesda for buggy games that frustrate them more than entertain them. And people who get paid to put a positive spin on all the bullshit.

Some of us got drawn into the cult when we wanted to play half life 2 and steam was our matching purple robes and bulk sale Nikes that we all put on blissfully unaware what was planned for us back then.

Some have been drawn into the cult by fortnite and pubg.

Worse than members of the steam sub sect who put ourselves down this path are the ones who hate and complain.. AND THEN STILL BUY THE SHIT!

AND WORSE THAN THEM are the ones who bitch about how tencent and epic are RUINING GAMING FOR US ALL, but still claim the free fucking games.

Fallout 76 was the game where the poison got handed out to gamers worldwide...

Cyberpunk is the game that had 8 million people drink the fucking poison before they were meant to and no one wants to be left out and alive so everyone else has no choice but to either buy it and also drink the poison, or pirate the game, pretend to enjoy the taste and tip the drink onto the nearest pot plant.

If people enjoy all the bullshit, let them enjoy it. It’s only supposed to be entertainment.

But I’ve been very deep in this suicide cult for a very long time so when I’m slipped a lightly spiked fruit drink, I will spit it out right away, in the case of cyberpunk, after the 40 years of delays, that wasn’t lightly spiked.. it was a cup of mostly poison that fucking reeked of it before the cup even touched my lips.

Fuck us gamers can be stupid... we’re ruining it for ourselves, and everyone else.
I’m going to play my older cult games. At least I have grown accustomed to the poison of them and it doesn’t affect me so much anymore.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Dr. Zoidberg]