Shenmue thread: Do you know where I can find some sailors in HD?

[ian]

From what I’m told it ran over a cat!

[Skynet]

On the day that it snowed?

[Skynet]

Proph and I got our Steam keys tonight. I've redeemed the key and the DLC key too!

[ian]

and are you actually going to play it?
We've had if for a year now. Hasn't left the shelf after I did the update as soon as I got it.

I should probably play it before the PS4 servers are shutdown and the system and game are rendered completely useless.

I'm still angry though... AND OBLIGATORY: WHERE IS MY FUCKING FORKLIFT!

[Skynet]

Mate, my physical edition never left its packaging, I installed the Epic version and never played it, now I redeemed the Steam one and will never play it

[ian]

That'll learn em!

[Skynet]

"This is your fault for not making this sooner, Yu!"

[ian]

If I get the forklift, or even to a lesser extent Ryo I’ll say: THIS IS COOL!

If I get Shenhua or worse, Chai I will start asking neighbours how I can find the people who ripped me off, then I’ll go to kick their asses, and after 20 years of getting a fraction closer, I’ll give up and go to the arcade and play super hang on.

IT'S FUCKING CHAI... BECAUSE OF COURSE IT FUCKING IS.
has a little scrap of paper inside to say it's a backer exclusive toy capsule. Still better than the slip case.
but at this point, the games final chance at redemption has turned into the final fuck you...

I'd go to ebay with it but it would become a case of: CAN'T YOU GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR IT?
I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth.
...
I'm gonna keep this Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again!

Hey Ian, you wanna back some game on kickstarter?

Sure.

[Skynet]

I haven't got mine yet, but it's in the country. Let's see if I get something worse than you.

[Skynet]

If I get the forklift, or even to a lesser extent Ryo I’ll say: THIS IS COOL!

If I get Shenhua or worse, Chai I will start asking neighbours how I can find the people who ripped me off, then I’ll go to kick their asses, and after 20 years of getting a fraction closer, I’ll give up and go to the arcade and play super hang on.

IT'S FUCKING CHAI... BECAUSE OF COURSE IT FUCKING IS.

I got Chai...

[ian]

I haven't got mine yet, but it's in the country. Let's see if I get something worse than you.

Worse? like a coronavirus laced turd with rusty nails poking out of it?

Chai is the worst one.

I bet the numbers were 1000 Chai to 50 Shenhua to 5 Ryo to 1 forklift.

I’ll check eBay in a few weeks and see if I can find any good ones, or just a flock of chai.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

a flock of chai

ian ran, he ran to ebay
ian ran, he ran all night and day
ian couldn't give Chai away