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ATTENTION: VITAL FORUM NEWS

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 4:37 pm

I am one of your older Power Players (I'm 32), and I have some accomplishments to share. I have beaten many of your harder games, such as Deadly Towers, Bionic Commando, The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link, Double Dragon, Milon's Secret Castle and Blaster Master (using only one man). I also finished Super Mario Bros. 2 in 28 minutes. Some of my top scores are:

Double Dragon: 129,310
Hudson's Adventure Island: 132,760
3-D WorldRunner: 316,550

My friends call me Mario because Mario and I have a few things in common: we're both Italian and we're both plumbers! I enjoy being called Mario because I take my gaming so seriously.

A lot of people call me for tips. I tell them, "don't give up, you can do it if you really want!" I also tell kids to stay away from drugs because you need all your senses when you go up against video game foes. My other hobbies are drawing cartoon characters and playing in a band; I am currently working on music for a game.

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Re: ATTENTION: VITAL FORUM NEWS

Post by Roofus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:40 pm

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