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Have you or a loved one...
...been affected by mesothelioma?
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My grandfather died from it, but I still laugh everytime they play that dumb commercial. Especially when they have an awkward transition to it.
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Please tell me you have a YouTube link to what you are taking about.
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It's from a popular wrestling podcast, where they play it a few times an episode. If you go to episode 43 at the link below, then go to the 14 minute mark you'll hear it.
http://www.mlwradio.com/something-to-wr ... chard.html
Hearing it once off won't really do much but hearing it multiple times a week for the past year it starts to get drilled into your brain.
http://www.mlwradio.com/something-to-wr ... chard.html
Hearing it once off won't really do much but hearing it multiple times a week for the past year it starts to get drilled into your brain.
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Yeah, I don't know if the joke will translate if you don't listen to the show. It's funny because it's a goofy show where a guy who used to be second in command with the WWE until he was fired for pulling out a gun tells crazy stories (why we like wrestling so much isn't just the wrestling, it's the absolutely batshit behind the scenes stories too), then they keep doing this ad break that has a gravely serious tone that is just so out of place and awkward it's funny.
An example would be like:
Bruce Prichard: "Vince McMahon flipped out and started screaming at the wrestlers because somebody replaced Tammy Sytch's meatballs in her spaghetti with a cut up turd because they were pissed off at her."
Conrad Thompson: "And if you have any problems with your workplace, contact RGT lawfirm."
Ad with sad piano music: "Have you or a loved one been affected by mesothelioma?"
An example would be like:
Bruce Prichard: "Vince McMahon flipped out and started screaming at the wrestlers because somebody replaced Tammy Sytch's meatballs in her spaghetti with a cut up turd because they were pissed off at her."
Conrad Thompson: "And if you have any problems with your workplace, contact RGT lawfirm."
Ad with sad piano music: "Have you or a loved one been affected by mesothelioma?"
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I can't get no...
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Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!
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Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.
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Goddaym, mother fuckerrrr!Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!
I can't get no...
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Of course you can. It's great for a buttery smooth taint.Bandit wrote:Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.
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I had a tube, but my son used it all.
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Wouldn't that make sitting down a problem? Or even putting on pants..Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Of course you can. It's great for a buttery smooth taint.Bandit wrote:Zoidy, may I borrow your Dr. Carver Shave Butter? I need to shave my taint.
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Only if the pants are vinyl. Or it might make it easier.
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You can't go wrong with my buttery taint.
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That "enraged Mickey Mouse" voice he does may be one of the funniest things on the internet. I'd put it in the hall of fame with the Glenn Danzing Book Tour video, the Rippin' n Tearin' guy dancing to Beyonce in Speedos and AJ Styles reacting to being told he's a gay icon as things I'll always laugh at.Matisfaction wrote:Goddaym, mother fuckerrrr!Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Fuckin' rest in motherfuckin' peace, motherfucker!
"FUCKIN' BISON HEADED MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR! I'd LIKE TO STICK HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF IDAHO DURING HUNTING SEASON! THEY'D KILL HIM!"
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