NFL Thread

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Dallas is going to open a laboratory to help them go 8-8.

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Oh my.

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Yes, the Patriots are known for their great wide receivers. Like ummmm.... And uhhhhhh....

Really should have just hired the guy who washes Bill Belichick's hoodies.



They will go 4-12.

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Oh Jesus, Lamar is the new Andy Dalton isn't he?

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Oh Jesus, Lamar is the new Andy Dalton isn't he?

Ha, I don't think he'll be that disappointing. He's a young kid that got sucker punched by a spooky team in the playoffs. It'll be a learning opportunity for him to stay focused when he faces adversity. Lamar definitely looked pissed off when walking off the field for some of those 3 and outs.

If there's any silver lining, the Ravens helped deflect some attention from the Vikings' own debilitating loss.

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"Take that fish-looking bitch to jail!"

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"Take that fish-looking bitch to jail!"

I'm glad that I've been on AB's side of things as shit went down this past year. He seems alright if not a little emotional/high strung of a person.

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The Netflix Hernandez series is very good. I definitely recommend watching it. It was much better than the Oprah Network thing on him a year or two ago.

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I'm glad that all my Packer friends got to experience an old fashioned beat down from the 49ers. A Chiefs-49ers Super Bowl sounds great on paper, just wondering if the 49ers defense is going to blow up that Chiefs O line

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I'm glad the Packers lost because the State Farm twat would have been all over the Super Bowl with close ups in the crowd with LOL WHO IS HE ROOTING FOR! jokes from the announcers the whole game.

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I always wondered who bought those I have to shop for a larger than normal baseball cap, so that NFL hat always pops up along with other weirdo options like:



Who needs a National League umpire hat? I would hope that umpires get them direct from the league. But maybe Rob Lowe also likes to cheer for a fair and consistent strike zone?

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I'm not an Eli fan, but it's ridiculous to say a guy who beat Tom Brady in a Super Bowl twice isn't a hall of famer.

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I'm not an Eli fan, but it's ridiculous to say a guy who beat Tom Brady in a Super Bowl twice isn't a hall of famer.

I'd say that Eli is right on the line in terms of statistics. There's only one other quarterback who has won two Super Bowls and didn't make the HoF: Jim Plunkett. Besides the two Super Bowl seasons, the Giants made the playoffs four other times and got bounced in their first game each time. That means (by my dumb math), the Giants missed the playoffs eight times during the 14 seasons that he was the starting quarterback.

But Eli is/was a walking meme for the NFL, has a (future) HoF brother, and played for a high-profile franchise in the NFC East. The NFL would be stupid to not include Eli in the Hall of Fame, but I won't ever doubt their ability to make the wrong decision.

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I watched the first quarter of the mighty handegg game. It was certainly a game with players and shit.

My vote is for Kansas City because I hate the bay area.

That is all.

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Yeah that was a good game. Andy Reid has successfully transferred his postseason yips to a different head coach. Now Kyle Shanahan will have to coach for 21 years before he gets his first Super Bowl title.

Also, let this live in your soul:

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