NFL Thread

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When (some of) the Chiefs go to the White House, this might be enough for Andy and Trump, but they will need a second table for everyone else.

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Phillip Rivers is out in Los Angeles

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I love the rumors the Chargers and Patriots are going to swap QBs. That will be Odd World NFL. But it won't happen, Brady is staying and just seeing how much Daddy Kraft loves him.

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God that would be fun, but yeah, that would never happen with today's league. Bill Belichick and Phillip Rivers on the same team would be amazing.

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Ravens were only on last place once. God bless the Browns.

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Ravens were only on last place once. God bless the Browns.

I'm glad we get to play the Lions twice a year They picked up some slack in 2012 during those dark Ponder years.

The other crazy thing? The Colts were only last place once, proving what kind of shitshow the AFC South has been.

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After firing everyone, is ESPN in a bind to find anyone to fill a chair on set?

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I do think the new rule is appropriate for harder drugs, but why the hell not just take pot off the list?

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I'd take meth and set all time rushing records.

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I'd take meth and set all time rushing records.

Cut it with some PCP too, you'd become an unstoppable beast and the first NFL player to maul fans during a powerful hallucination.

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Hell yeah let's give it to Vontaze Burfict and see carnage.

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O......k.......

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O......k.......

Brady must be getting a ton of front-office control, or wants to retire early in Florida

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Teddy Bridgewater is going to the Panthers.