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Someone actually being indicted in the Epstein case would be the craziest thing to happen in 2020

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"The Plaintiff once ejaculated on his PC monitor"

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Damn, that guy must drop some huge loads if some caused an electrical fire. :olol:

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Honestly, it sounds like this guy is just trying to stop women from existing. “Oh no, I see a fully clothed girl doing something completely non-erotic, which is forcing me to touch my penis.” :rolleyes:

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But is he constipated?

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Nope, but the eel is now.

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So he won, really. He's not constipated AND he didn't die.

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"Sir, you've been here 5 times today. Please leave."

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:olol:

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#NotTheOnion

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He said he was “completely gutted” when his penis “just dropped off on to the floor” in 2014
Imagine your dick just dropping off.

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I'd rather not

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If I could get a bigger one I wouldn't complain.

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Ocelot wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:25 am If I could get a bigger one I wouldn't complain.
The moment when you go to quote someone in the out-of-context thread, only to realize that, no, it was totally in-context.

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