NFL Thread

[Bandit]

Biggest takeaways for me:

1. The NFC East sucks: The Eagles have a 69% (nice) odds at the division title. Washington has 1-5 odds, despite being ranked 28th in the league and are worse than the Bengals

• Falcons are in purgatory: They can't statistically win anything, but are ranked ahead of the entire NFC East.

I would give the Eagles 100% chance to win the division. The WFT is inept, Dallas is beyond a dumpster fire, and I barely remember the Giants are still a team they've been so quiet.

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Biggest takeaways for me:

1. The NFC East sucks: The Eagles have a 69% (nice) odds at the division title. Washington has 1-5 odds, despite being ranked 28th in the league and are worse than the Bengals

• Falcons are in purgatory: They can't statistically win anything, but are ranked ahead of the entire NFC East.

I barely remember the Giants are still a team they've been so quiet.

But you're right, I haven't heard jack shit about them except for Daniel Jones.

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/r/greenbaypackers seems to be taking it well

[Bandit]

It was a pretty good game. I expected a blow out but it came down to 25 seconds.

ESPN was pushing the Danny Dimes nickname for Jones but I don't know if a 1-7 quarterback deserves a nickname yet.

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I fell asleep sometime after Jones threw that pick Of course they need to give him a nickname, it's the same reason why they keep pushing NFC East teams into primetime games.

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[Bandit]

Tanking is a way for life for them. It's like trying to beat Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest.

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[Bandit]

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Yeah, sounds like the typical outcome for high school sweethearts. His extracurricular activities also might be one reason why he isn't playing anymore.

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[Bandit]

That's some Madden shit.

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Probably a good thing that Arizona traded for him

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[Bandit]

*close up of random fat guy*

Chris Collinsworth: Maybe that guy shoulda been blocking for Warner.

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[Bandit]

He looks like he's playing Rivers Cuomo in a Weezer biopic.

[Bandit]

So the Ravens caught The Ronies