NFL Thread

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Behold, our new football overlords. Just please God don't shoehorn Joe and Troy into this new format, I actually don't mind them so much. Buck has redeemed himself in my book, Troy is still a harmless human meat puppet.

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Pictured: Kirk Cousins having to tell all of these vaccine cucks what's up.

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Pictured: Kirk Cousins having to tell all of these vaccine cucks what's up.

It's a powerful message for children: Keep the vaccines out and God's love in, only then can you achieve true power and frick everyone.

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I've got good memories of playing Calvin twice a year. I saw him play at the Metrodome from way up in the nosebleeds, it felt like the game was happening in the next room. Vikings won, but of course Megatron had like 200 yards receiving. He made it look easy to rack up the yards.

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I'm rooting hard for the Vikings today.

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I'm rooting hard for the Vikings today.

Oops, didn't root hard enough Sorry the offense had all but one successful drive, I was pretty fired up after they stopped the Browns in the redzone but then I went into a depression spiral

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Yeah, this one was on me. Sorry, state of Minnesota.

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lol listen to that playa hater.

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I used to do that play to friends joking around on Madden when I was a kid.

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I used to do that play to friends joking around on Madden when I was a kid.

Makes sense to me, especially with the lead that the Chargers had. Although the Chargers special team still makes me very uncomfortable.

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The Dorktown series was pretty good, but they glossed over the Dirty Birds. I'm glad there's a deeper dive to that peak 90s madness

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Not to support bullying, but I will always laugh when reminded Jerry Glanville made Brett Favre cry by singing "Mississippi Queen" over the PA on the team bus. He single handedly turned Brett into an alcoholic.