Psalm of the gaming Bible 23:4

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Psalm of the gaming Bible 23:4

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Yea, though I walk through the stardew valley of the shadowman of death stranding, I will F.E.A.R. no resident evil for thou [art] with me; thy Dreamcast fishing rod and thy Kilik's staff they comfort me....

The more I think about it, the more I think I can make video games an actual religion, not just a series of cults!

In the beginning, Steve Russell created spacewar.
And yea, Ralph Baer created the Games for home.

Instead of holy wars we just have fanboys slinging shit on Reddit.

THOU Shalt not covet sealed copies of Super Mario 64.
LO, shalt you disobey one of the commandments thou shalt be forced to play Superman 64 for all eternity.
If I should Die Hard Arcade before I Alan Wake.
PREY the Lords of Lore my Soul Calibur to Take
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Re: Psalm of the gaming Bible 23:4

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Book 13:37 PC gaming.

And gaming was graced with several gods.

The gods were usually forgiving.
Shigeru Miyamoto in book 14:32

Lo, the gods were not infallible, and often quite vengeful.

Book 14:47:
And Yuji Naka will smite them with Balan wonderworld, and disinherit them, and will make of thee a greater nation and mightier than they.
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On the first day, the gaming gods created the gaming platform. They saw that it was good. But the platform was without form.

On the second day the gaming gods created the console and the controls. And lo interactivity was formed.

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Let he who is without sin, cast the first Wii remote.
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Amen ⃤ OX◻!

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For as much as it hath pleased Almighty God of War of his great MERCY to take unto himself the soulblade of our dear brothers a tale of two sons here departed, we therefore commit his bodyharvest to the gain ground; earth to earthbound, ashes to ashes of the Singularity, dust to dust 2 ; in sure and certain hope of the alien resurrection PS1 to Eternal Darkness.
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