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If this makes you feel old imagine in 20 years when the question is "What was Netflix?" and it hurts worse because you were an adult for that.
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I'm going to sue my parents for letting me drink all of those cans of Coke in my formative years. Damn you, Coca-Cola, why did you make the cans of soda taste best? Clearly this was a plot from the ChiComs to make western penises as small as theirs. Please listen to my podcast to hear more.
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Also, Alex has the tiniest of points (and the tiniest of penis) about certain soda and sperm count. Mt. Dew actually does have a dye that can kill a minor amount of sperm.
I went to high school with these absolute idiots that really believed Mt. Dew was like birth control for men. And wouldn't you know they all became teenage dads (and one of them tried to stab his mother to death. I went to a quality high school.)
I went to high school with these absolute idiots that really believed Mt. Dew was like birth control for men. And wouldn't you know they all became teenage dads (and one of them tried to stab his mother to death. I went to a quality high school.)
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The GLOBALISTS created Mt. Dew in their Commie labs!!Bandit wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 8:01 am Also, Alex has the tiniest of points (and the tiniest of penis) about certain soda and sperm count. Mt. Dew actually does have a dye that can kill a minor amount of sperm.
I went to high school with these absolute idiots that really believed Mt. Dew was like birth control for men. And wouldn't you know they all became teenage dads (and one of them tried to stab his mother to death. I went to a quality high school.)
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2 girls, 1 Kardashian
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Al Bundy because he's awesome and Uncle Phil because he's rich.
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Al and Carl Winslow because he's friends with Die Hard.
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Dr. Zoidberg wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:42 pm Al and Carl Winslow because he's friends with Die Hard.
Dan Conner and Uncle Phil, because those were the two shows I watched the most.
And being an effeminate nerd as a child, Tim Allen made me uncomfortable. Full House and Family Matters sucked, but not because of Bob Saget and Reginald. Ed O'Neill is the only toss up for me.
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