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They're kinda leaning very slowly towards the rebirth of intergender matches.

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Ocelot wrote: Sat May 27, 2023 1:09 am They're kinda leaning very slowly towards the rebirth of intergender matches.
I don't know if WWE rules would allow it. But if they do I worry she will fall into the Chyna issue of once she stopped wrestling men and went back to the women's division she wasn't as over anymore.

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That's entirely possible. They're on a real fine tightrope, and it doesn't help them that she's as massively over as she is.

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I'm gonna watch Night of Champions and give thoughts until I can't stand the shit anymore. Tried watching the preshow but the talking heads make me wanna kill myself. Not gonna write about the anglemania shit, just the matches.
We are from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia and I'm gonna be kind and not rant about being in Saudi Arabia and female wrestlers....no, stop it O....
AJ vs ROLLINS - AJ doesn't look healthy and I'm a little concerned. Anyway. They seem a smidge jetlagged still - tiny little bits of timing are off. Took a few but their timing seems to have worked out. Ended up being a pretty decent match, though buggy. ***1/4
BECKY LYNCH vs MILF STRATUS - Trish as the elder queen wanting to stay on her throne is an awesome role for her. Becky looks like a Nascar driver. Trish is just a consummate heel - doing all the little things to be effective. Ok, this match is pretty damn good. Wow, way better match than I was expecting. Both looked amazing. I don't even mind the screwy finish because this continues the story. ***1/2
GUNTHER vs ALI - I went to the bathroom and got some mints and facebooked because the winner was obvious and I don't care about Ali. Oh look I called it. Better match than I was expecting tho, from what I saw. I'll be nice and go ***
BELAIR vs ASUKA - Asuka wins with classic EVIL JAPANESE CHEATING and I'm a fan. Great match with amazing chemistry between the two. I'd watch an iron woman match. ****
NATALYA vs RIPLEY - Did exactly what it needed to. Natalya gets annihilated. She annoys me so one million billion stars.
CODY vs BORK - Ok funny thing. So in the storyline Cody has a DISTAL RADIUS FRACTURE and I can tell you that as someone that has had several DISTAL RADIAL FRACTURES they hurt like hell, take a bit to heal, and you can't use your arm at all for a while. So this should be interesting to watch. Also I've recovered in casts like that and they are amazingly comfortable. ANYWAY! Ok those casts do not make good weapons but whatever lolol. Good match, Lesnar murdered him. Exactly what it needed to be. ***
BLOODLINE vs ZAYN/OWENS - Goodness the entrance is a part of the match. This is just epic shit. The whole thing was priceless tag team wrestling and a great finale. One billion stars.

I.....liked this show a lot more than I thought I would.

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You can understand people not wanting to see him in person when he looks like that.

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Daaaaaw. I'm happy for them. Stay away from the WWE, raise your baby and enjoy your family and live a normal life Lexi. You've earned it.

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I was driving home last night and I was on the phone and had to stop the call for a second because I could hear something I knew but couldn't figure out why while talking. I realised the car next to me was absolutely fucking cranking Cody Rhodes' theme song as loud as he could. I was going to shout out WOOOOAHHH but was still mid call at the time :olol: The dude ended up driving the same way as me for a bit and think he was just going nuts on wrestling theme songs :olol:

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:olol:

Hopefully the American Males theme is on his playlist.

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lol is Lacey Evans really Sarge-ette Slaughter now?

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More like Sgt Craig Pittman with nicer tits.




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Lacey Evans is a shit human being irl, but also hot. My penis is confused.

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Viagra On A Pole match.

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Either 3 stages of hell or an I-Quit match.

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