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I built a Pants-racer; the fastest ever.

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The Emperor has made a critical mistake and the time for our pants has come.

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STAR WARS
EPISODE I
The Farting Pants

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Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, he’ll get no such pants from us.

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Star Wars: The Bad Pants!

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Yeah but droids don’t tear people’s pants off when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.

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Excitement! Huh! Pants! A Jedi craves not these things.

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A tremor in the force. The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old Master.

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ROTJ Commander Jerjerrod to Darth Vader:

The Emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.

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