The Jim Cornette Thread

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

"Comedy icon"? Wouldn't that be like calling High Voltage tag team icons?

[Dr. Zoidberg]

He talked about it on the JR podcast, she's following 96k people so it's not an exclusive group he's in. She also followed Vince Russo before she followed Corny.

[Bandit]

He'll cum if Bernie Sanders follows him.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

And Alice Radley will send him nude pics if Bern follows her.

[Ocelot]

High Voltage was so good they taught the Andersons tag team wrestling don't hate.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jim Cornette Experience #123

This week on the Jim Cornette Experience, Jim and co-host The Great Brian Last switch places as Jim calls in from his hotel room in Dallas to recap WrestleMania weekend. Hear about how Jim spent his time in Dallas as well as his thoughts on the major news of the weekend.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jim Cornette Experience #124: Ricky Morton

This week on The Jim Cornette Experience, Jim and cohost The Great Brian Last are joined by one of Jim’s oldest and dearest friends/rivals: Ricky Morton! They shoot the breeze in an extended conversation with some hilarious stories, and before that, Jim shares his thoughts on the latest Lucha Underground news, Brian gives Lance Storm a receipt, and much more.

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Lance Storm's reply:

http://www.stormwrestling.com/041416.html







https://twitter.com/hashtag/cuntylancestorm?src=hash

This is why Cornette's show needs it's own thread, there's always some stupid shit happening.

[Bandit]

If Lance somehow has a match anywhere near me, I'm going to it just so I can get a "Cunty Man" chant going.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Bandit]

I'll bet if an agent in 1995 when Corny was writing WWF with Patterson and Ross gave a spoiler on a pre-taped Raw or Superstars he'd have been pissed off.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Maybe, although he probably wouldn't care that much if the show wasn't airing for a year and a lot of bigger spoilers were already out there.

[Bandit]

Although from hearing his "not sexually" disclaimers to the LU eating gimmick, I now really want Mil Muertes to have a monster pussy eating gimmick.

Striker: "Matanza is the eater of worlds, and Muertes is the eater of twats!"

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[Ocelot]

Catrina lowers the poon on Muertes' face mid-match and that triggers his comeback. I love it.

[Bandit]

50 million viewers a week.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jim Cornette Experience #125: Kevin Sullivan

This week on the Experience, Jim and co-host The Great Brian Last talk to Kevin Sullivan about recently departed pro wrestling legend Blackjack Mulligan, who Kevin worked with extensively.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jim Cornette Experience #126

This week on The Jim Cornette Experience, Kenny “Starmaker” Bolin returns to forge an alliance with Mr. Co-Host himself, The Great Brian Last. Also: What classic wrestling personality cut promos most like Donald Trump? Listen and find out!

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Jim Cornette Experience #127

This week on the Jim Cornette Experience, Jim FINALLY reviews American Alpha vs. The Revival from NXT TakeOver: Dallas! What did he think? You may be surprised. There’s much more on top of that, including Jim and co-host The Great Brian Last discussing what makes wrestlers unhirable in their minds.

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[Dr. Zoidberg]

Twitter wars!