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Elimination Chamber was pretty good. Most of the results were predictable, especially when it came to the main event, but it was still entertaining. Great crowd.

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Humpty vs Dumpty.

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Bandit wrote: Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:35 am

Humpty vs Dumpty.
Me and a mate were talking how that would be quite the match during Elimination Chamber the other day :olol:

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Hip Hop Cody!

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That was good. Here's a clip that wasn't so good


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I Bo-lieve it was quite a poor segment.

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And they wanted Lesnar to be doing it until he told them he refused.

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I'm watching the WWE channel on Kayo, and they are showing Backlash 2009. The Great Khali comes out for his kiss cam and says he wants to kiss Santina Marella. Dead silence.

"She" also comes out to dead silence. Santina says she can't kiss him due to being in a relationship with JR. Singh says to prove it they need to kiss, which got a bit of a pop.

Beth comes out and challenges Santina to a match and tells Khali that Santina is a man and calls him an idiot. Khali knocks Beth down and Santina gets the pin. Dead silence.

Khali tries to kiss Santina and her bra comes off as she escapes. Dead silence.

High quality sports entertainment.

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Well, I guess the good news is they can't do an angle like that anymore.

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I wonder if Vince still pitches having guys in dresses and then they have to explain to him why it can't happen?

Otis' twin sister Lotus would have been a big hit.

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Vince would absolutely still do it if WWE wouldn't get trouble. He did the Lashley sisters skit, although that wasn't making light of gender identity. It did star a young Max Caster, though

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Pretty impressive Zayn and Caster were able to become two of the most over wrestlers in 2023 after that dreck.

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Max is a lovely looking young lady. I think I watched that Raw.

Armageddon 99 is on now. The Dudleyz come out to start the show, Bubba is still stuttering.

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Looking at that card, I have no memory of Rikishi and Viscera being a tag team. But in a Google search this was their only match and it sucked so bad they split the team immediately and put Rikishi back in Too Cool and I think Viscera did an angle with Sexual Chocolate.

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A 4 way women's title match is happening in a swimming pool.

A title change in a swimming pool.

Miss Kitty just showed her titties. And now Mae Young is stripping.

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Rikishi cuts a promo before the tag match. It's OK. He's 3 years younger than the Usos are now in this match.

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When Rikishi was in it was alright but Viscera is too fat to do much. A weird match to put on PPV, it belonged on one of the C or D shows.

Val Venis vs D-Lo vs British Bulldog. Teddy Long is the ref, playa.

And that's all I'll be watching.

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Wait John is becoming......likeable?

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