NFL Thread

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When I was a kid this was the local superfan (the Ravens never really had any)

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We had this doofus, the guy that asked for $25K a game to ride in on a motorcycle and watch football.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/137 ... ngs-mascot

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And then he became more famous on the January 6th riot.

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Ravens are talking to Teddy Bridgewater and Carson Wentz today. Bridgewater would have been great if he didn't get injured so much. Wentz? I'd rather they sign Trent Dilfer out of retirement.

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$200 more than it was a few years ago. Glad I only care about seeing the full game of one team

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That Twitter video just touched the surface on what an awful human being Snyder is. I wish they could snatch that $6 billion he's going to get and distribute it to all of the people he's fucked over during the past 30 years. He's like a one man advertisement for socialism.

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Please keep your dick in your pants and don't steal money from poor people, Aaron.

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I'd rather forfeit the entire season and waste Justin Jefferson's prime than have Aaron Rodgers play in Minnesota. Give me the modern-day equivalent of Tarvaris Jackson, anything except having to suffer that jackass.

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I'd rather forfeit the entire season and waste Justin Jefferson's prime than have Aaron Rodgers play in Minnesota. Give me the modern-day equivalent of Tarvaris Jackson, anything except having to suffer that jackass.

Yeah, it seems Vikings fans hate him more than Favre because he's talked a ton of shit about them and I don't really remember Favre doing stuff like shouting "I OWN YOU!" at the crowd during a touchdown celebration. It seems like the difference between when James Harrison came to the Ravens and people were fine with it and how we all balked at the idea of JuJu Smith-Schuster being traded to the Ravens when that was heavily rumored before he went to New England.

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It's definitely like that

Brett was a ramblin', gamblin' man in his prime. Super fun to watch and cheer for, even with a rival. Aaron is a jerk in comparison.

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And with Favre the Jets went 9-7 and missed the playoffs. It will be funny if that happens again after all that off season drama and spending 6 draft picks on him.

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Me Inside:

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I'm green with jealous rage that the Texans and Eagles got their first-round picks. The purple boys got some new WRs though, which is always nice to see.

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Jordan Addison is really good. He will be a threat when defenses are concentrated on Justin Jefferson.

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Please throw away the key.