NFL Thread

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The real over/under bet should have been on how many beers the bald guy had.

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The real over/under bet should have been on how many beers the bald guy had.

Hard to say, a true professional would either drink a lot of whiskey in the parking lot or have a flask on him. Paying for the equivalent in stadium beers is bush league in my opinion.

I didn't watch the game for the sake of my mental health but this is pretty good

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I thought he hated Roethlisberger, but he is pretty nice to him here.

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And his real last game as a Steeler will be a victory over the Ravens Sunday.

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"Incredibly dull man proud of incredibly dull book."

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I can't spell Roethlisberger

And his real last game as a Steeler will be a victory over the Ravens Sunday.

Feels bad man As long as the Colts win against Jacksonville, he won't make it back into the playoffs

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"Incredibly dull man proud of incredibly dull book."

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My parents gave me their tickets to this weekend's Vikings game, should be a salty and disturbing experience against the Bears. It will hopefully be Zimmer's last game, GM and QB will probably be gone soon, too. Where will it rank on my list of cherished home game memories?

1. Minneapolis Miracle viewed from the absolute last row of U.S. Bank Stadium, mom gets into a verbal fight with Wisconsin hockey dads at hotel
2. Teddy makes his first full start, Vikings beat the Falcons, and the crowds chant "Teddy!" as we all walk out
3. Giants-Vikings gets flexed to Sunday Night Football, Eli destroyed in near-negative temps outside at Gophers Stadium
4. Drunk man in section eats ice cream with credit card at Metrodome, AP ran for like 150 yards and Megatron had like 3 touchdowns
5. Golden Tate dunks on the secondary, helps the Lions beat Vikings in overtime with diving catch into touchdown

I'm really hoping that it'll be a shitshow. Mega bonus points if I get to watch Kellen Mond take the field at any point.

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What if Big Ben goes to Minnesota? Ladies, cover your drinks.

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What if Big Ben goes to Minnesota? Ladies, cover your drinks.

The sad fact is that there are probably loads of north metro ladies that'd be into that

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People are claiming they have a trademark for the Washington Admirals.

I still vote for the Washington Shitshow.

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A much more apt description to say the least.

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He's turned into Bryan Danielson's heel character on AEW.

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This game gets better and better, I'll get to see Andy Dalton with my own eyes. I'll bring sunglasses so his ghastly pale skin can't blind me.

And what a journey for Big Dick Nick, going from the Super Bowl to riding the pine while watching a perennial Wild Card loser play instead.

My buddy backed out of going to the game, so my wife gets to come with. She's not a big football fan, so this might scare her straight from ever cheering for the Vikings.

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I think instead he should just kneel for the National Anthem.

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Big Ben Says Goodbye to the Home Fans for One Last Time

NFL posting that as fact is interesting.

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He went out in a blaze of glory, give him that.