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Post by ian » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:51 am

So I went to look up a video of a Futurama quote on the internet...
"I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety, grandpa discount card?"
And I did not get a video of the quote I wanted FUCKING INSTANTLY!!

I don't want to live in a world where EVERY SINGLE futurama line is not on the internet for my immediate enjoyment.
I had to dig out my season 4 DVD Which I've had for NEARLY SEVENTEEN FUCKING YEARS just to see the quote I wanted.
Time to leave this world behind.

so whats the plan?

I guess to sit here and wait for death...

Hank Azaria not playing Apu on the Simpsons will make the role as irrelevant as the Simpsons has been as a series since 1999!

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Re: RANT!!!

Post by Calavera » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:48 pm

You need to rip that scene from your Season 4 DVD and upload it so nobody else will suffer from this same problem! The future is in your hands!

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