Quagaar warriors.

[ian]

After intensive investigation, of the markings on the alien pod, it has become clear, to me, that we are dealing, with a species of awesome intellect:

[Dr. Zoidberg]

[ian]

Jake Bullet, Cybernautics!

I'm watching all of Red Dwarf again after I finished Evangelion.
The CRT is still setup for perfect DVD viewing.

I love red dwarf, after this I'll be dusting off some south park DVD's

[Skynet]

So what is it?

[ian]

A white hole! I love that the cat has 2 great 'What is it?' Scenes.

I still prefer the WHAT IS IT? scene from Stasis Leak.

Ohh a magic door, why didn't you say!

[ian]

This 3 dimensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. It's simplicity, it's bold stark lines. Pray what do you call it?

The light switch.

The light switch?

Yes.

I couldn't buy it then?

Not really, I need it to turn the lights on and off.

[ian]

Goodbye Ace Rimmer, you were a most worthy adversary!

This is my best top dammit!

[2dr]

Just had to say one last Goodbye.

[2dr]

One knee in the happy sacks and he’ll drop like anybody else.

[ian]

One knee in the happy sacks and he’ll drop like anybody else.

Give quiche a chance.

[2dr]

Centre for
Light
Interferometry and
Testing
Ovulating
Rodents
Is
Science!

[ian]

Floba dob blob bloob blib!

[2dr]

Flobadob blib blob bleep

[ian]

UNRUMBLE!!!

[2dr]

I think I’ve just figured out what that circuit board was for.

[2dr]

We don’t have a bomb. I got rid of it years ago.

[ian]

Something's wrong, I never used to be a man. Why have I got male sexual organs?

[2dr]

You can tell all that from a photograph?!?

[ian]

Dog attack!!!

[2dr]

Dog?!? What’s a dog?