Quagaar warriors.

Post by **ian** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:14 am

Have you seen this about moose's?

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:46 am

It’s a moose.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:40 am

If I don’t get into some sophisticated evening wear, then I’m going to have to give up my status as most handsome person on the ship.

Post by **ian** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:07 am

and out shoots this big testicle!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:20 pm

He means tentacle.

Post by **ian** » Fri Dec 09, 2022 8:48 pm

Let's hope so!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 1:06 am

I started screaming because everything I’m wearing is dry clean only. So I combed my hair and passed out.

Post by **ian** » Sat Dec 10, 2022 11:26 pm

Well I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 11, 2022 12:16 am

I can’t even believe that we’re having this conversation. We must be nuts.

Post by **ian** » Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:01 am

She'll never leave Fred and we know it!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Sun Dec 11, 2022 9:49 am

I think quite possibly Wilma Flintstone is the sexiest woman who ever lived.

Post by **ian** » Sun Dec 11, 2022 4:46 pm

Oh Rimmer... You are a Smeg head!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 1:25 am

With respect Todd Hunter your career is finished you big lig!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 1:25 am

Lister is that a cigarette you’re smoking?

Post by **ian** » Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:03 pm

No, it's a chicken.

Or

Yeah. I stopped for quite a while but I'm back on them now.

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 1:28 am

You’re in report miladdo. Two times in as many minutes. When the Captain sees this, you’re dead.

Post by **ian** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:30 am

I can't write it down. I'll remember it!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 3:11 am

I just saw you walk out that door.

Post by **ian** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:33 am

You are space crazy!

2dr · Post by **2dr** » Tue Dec 13, 2022 9:57 pm

I am Space Crazy?!? You’re the one who’s space crazy.