I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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the location of a golden ticket.

He said: I won't tell, that would be cheating.

I then said to the computer that if he tells me the location, I would gladly share with him the grand prize.

He says: what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?

I then told the computer EXACTLY what he could do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!!!
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Best part of the film. The second was the teacher saying “ I’ve shifted the test we usually take on Friday on the things we have learned during the week to Monday before we have learned it, but as today is Tuesday at doesn’t matter in the slightest.”

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Re: I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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I can't do just TWO!
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Re: I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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What exactly can a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? Use it as thermal paste?
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I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!

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Re: I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal.

YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY, SIR!
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Re: I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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The snazberries taste like snazberries.

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Stuff and nonsense.

No Oompa Loompas!
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Re: I asked an AI to tell me (the results will shock you)

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I asked AI how long am I going to live.

It said: “You will live longer by reducing the negative factors that lead to a diminished life expectancy. If you eliminate all negative factors in your life then you will maximise your life expectancy.”

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