Random links & other crap

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Other crap = tweets!

And other crap that's not tweets.

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This woman is the only person left born in the 1800s

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Woman Builds Huge Instagram Following By Fingering Fruit

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The Melbourne Cup Is Decadent And Depraved












Pretty much the same kind of thing that happens every year.

They should have showed some shots of the race.

[ian]

By the time the race happens everyone is already wasted!!
the last official ratio of people who want to get fucked up to people who still give a shit about horse racing was 1000:1
Add in people who want to make money off horse racing and the ratio is 1000:1:3

[Dr. Zoidberg]

The crowd look into the race when it was on.

I saw another article talking about the cleanup, apparently after the first part is done some people will go around picking up & checking betting tickets in case some drunky dropped a winner, one year someone found a winning trifecta that paid $22k. Lucky!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Another high quality DM article that I had to click on...

We FOUND fairy floss girl from the Australian races who is breaking the internet















That's some great investigative journalism. Good job!

[Bandit]

She's a 10. The friend ain't too shabby either.

[Bandit]

She has a ton of hot friends apparently. No DUFFs with this broad.

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From NeoGAF:

[Skynet]

Here's hoping no one starts a wet dreams thread.

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Or a shaggy tits thread.

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[Bandit]

I want a reality show,

[Dr. Zoidberg]

A show about sandwiches.

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Here's some 4 year stream that Shia LeBeouf is doing:

http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

Right now there's a bunch of hipsters chanting "He will not divide us" over and over.

Jason Donovan should cash in on this.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Wow, weight gain ads instead of weight loss. Different times.

[Bandit]