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It has the same pants as a ship that recently blasted it’s way out of Mos Eisely.

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I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue, it's the boy. Red, his pants!
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This is the pants.

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Dooku: As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now pants down.

Obi-Wan: I don’t think so.

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We’ve gotta be able to get some reading on those pants up or down.

But how could they be jamming us if they don’t know we’re cumming?

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Away put your pants, I mean you no harm.

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I’m looking fr a great warrior.

Great Warrior?! Pants not make one great.

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I felt a disturbance in the pants that I’ve not had, since in the presence of my old master

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My name is Qui-Gon Jinn. Your son was kind enough to offer us pants.

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Your pants are weak old man

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Short pants are better than no pants, Chewey.

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I don’t think the Empire had pants in mind when they designed her chewy.

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Where are those pants going?

Shuttle Tighter-pants, what is your cargo and destination?

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Pants and technical group, forest moon.

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I hope that code is worth the pants we payed.

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He’s more machine now than pants.

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That was never a condition of our agreement, I was given pants to that bounty hunter.

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I’m just a simple man trying to make his pants in the universe.

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If they follow standard Imperial procedures they will drop their pants before making the jump to hyperspace.

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I call for a vote of No Pants in Chancellor Vallorum’s leadership.

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